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Caption Competition March WINNER: Waffenampt


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  • Field Marshall
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Here's March's caption competition... Remember vote for your favourite caption by clicking the green up arrow bottom right of post... :)

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But I don't want to wear the pickelhaube I will get helmet hair

 

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Kann ich mich Pickelhaube spielen?

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In an effort to increase enlistment in the Women's Auxillary Anti-Aircraft Batallions, the Kaiser ordered the redesign of the WAAAB uniform to make it more feminine looking.

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Guest Fred Karno's Army
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Greta was unsure what to wear that would be fitting attire for the dance,Pearls or the Blue max.  What a host of balls she'd seen :D

Edited by Fred Karno's Army
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" They said you could do anything you want when your off duty ! " ..............Herman Goering

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Does my arse look big in this?

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1 hour ago, Steve T said:

Does my arse look big in this?

You beat me to saying it

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But you said it was dress down Friday sir

  • Major General
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Analise was a bit miffed,as that wasnt the 'hard pointy thing' she was expecting that evening...

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LOL @Waffenamt !!!!

I read that as Anal - ise to begin with and thought 'Blimey! That's a bit racy even for Waff!!'  LOL!

 

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  • Major General
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49 minutes ago, Steve T said:

LOL @Waffenamt !!!!

I read that as Anal - ise to begin with and thought 'Blimey! That's a bit racy even for Waff!!'  LOL!

 

Oh im the smutty one! lol

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  • Major General
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My dear Kaiser said I've a chip on my shoulder, but it's much worse than that....

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Guest Mitchell S
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Agnes disliked the uniform issued to her, so she came up with a more fitting ensemble. ^_^

Edited by Mitchell S
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"Errm, when I asked if you were wearing a cap, I did,nt mean that sort of "CAP", I meant ,,Oh dont bother"

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You've hit the nail on the head darling!

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General Melchett has sent young Bob undercover again I see, hope hes ok or Flash heart will have to go save him using one of Baldricks cunning plans

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Samantha dyed here hair two different colours, stapled an epaulette to each shoulder and stuck a daft helmet on her head, all to distract attention away from her total lack of breasts.

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"If you think you,re going noshing down there with that thing on you can bloody well think again!!!!!!"

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Who said  "I cant audition for the next Flash Gordon Movie" ?  

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no wonder they lost 

  • Field Marshall
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8 hours ago, Red Tom said:

no wonder they lost 

Err, do you get the concept of a caption competition @Red Tom ? ;)

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I'd caption , but it would be dirty

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  • Field Marshall
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8 minutes ago, David Grigsby said:

I'd caption , but it would be dirty

I don't see anything against that in the rules.. ;)

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First the Colonel makes me shave and wash my twat, and now this. Why did I marry him?!

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