IM A LANCE JACK ,,,,, YEHHHHHHHHHHHH

[the colonel]

 8 yrs in the army, 27 yrs a civi and I finally get my first stripe ,,,,,,,,,, yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm a lance jack, I lurve the MCN

[Guest Fred Karno's Army]

Silence in the ranks lol. 

[Waffenamt]

Well done pal   I've just seen I'm a Brigadier!  Happy days!

[the colonel]

I blame my constant holidays with the provo sgt and my extended vacation at MCTC, I always seemed to be in the thick of it, I tested every guardroom in every bks I ever went to and hold the record for youngest soldier ever in MCTC, now that's the real one not the kindergarten they have today